What I'm about to tell you is going to come as a big surprise to most of you, even a shock to a lot of you, but I can't keep it to myself any longer: Donald Trump is AMAZING! Utterly, unbelievably, incredibly AMAZING! There, I said it! And it feels pretty good, in fact: pretty GODDAM good!
I have come to respect the incredible Donald J. Trump pretty much more than every Man whose ever held the office of the Presidency! What Trump has accomplished is so incredibly fantastic that it truly defies belief! I can barely find words powerful enough to convey what this incredible Man has achieved!
I know what you're saying. In fact, in my head I can actually hear you all now: “Trump hasn't signed virtually any new legislation in a year and the little He has passed is, by-and-large, in direct opposition to what He promised, in fact, contradictory to literally everything He promised during the election!" Yes, of course that's true, but can't you see: That's a huge part of what makes Him so incredible, amazing, and fantastic!
Consider this: Donald J. Trump is unquestionably, without any doubt whatsoever, the stupidest, most unqualified, most ignorant and incompetent Man ever to hold the office of President of the United States! This guy is stupider than a bag of dog-sh-t and yet here He is, the most powerful person on planet earth. That's f-cking incredible!
This contemptible, wretched, failed pseudo-businessman, a loser who's filed for bankruptcy no less than six times (6 TIMES!!! Incredible!) and even brought down a f-cking casino, is an abject-idiot whose father had given Him millions to get Him started and then had to give Him another million and another million and another!, because this inept loser kept doing the only thing He does well: He kept losing! And today this worthless, creepy, derelict is the President of the United States! What'd I tell you? Amazing!
On top of all that, this pathetic excuse for a human-being isn't even a nice person! I mean, it isn't like everybody is cutting this blockhead slack because He is such a pleasant fellow! Hardly! Trump is racist, misogynistic, argumentative, arrogant, obnoxious, stupid, thin-skinned and barely literate! And pretty much everybody – including all his sycophantic lackeys in the White House (see: “Fire and Fury”) and just about every Republican Congressperson and Senator – know all this about Him! And yet still they all stand behind Him and this idiot is still the POTUS! What's not AMAZING about that!?!
And on top of all of that, clearly this stupid-f-ck is suffering from what is perhaps the most acute case of Dunning–Kruger ever witnessed (i.e.: “...wherein people of low ability suffer from mistakenly assessing their cognitive ability as greater than it is.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect). You know, (as He puts it) like, possessing absolute ZERO Self-awareness! i.e., “Stable Genius”? my ass! And yet still this incompetent, unstable moron is the POTUS! That's f-cking incredible!
There is no doubt that this feckless stupid cretin, Donald J. Trump, will go down in history as the worst president of all time (George, Jr. needs to send Him a “Thank You” card).